The only time you don't do this is when others happen to be running lateat that point you get all cranky and moody and wonder how anyone could have the audacity to inconvenience you. Pisces are Poopheads! 2. truly speaking though it may seem like its too negative (well I guess that's what the post is about ) but its perfectly true well at least in my case and true in a way that when i think of it now it seems quite correct . It will remind your enemies not to mess with you. Proud Aries woman here! Related: 90 Questions About the '90s You HAVE To Ask Gen Z 50 Jokes for Teens See more ideas about zodiac signs funny, zodiac signs horoscope, zodiac star signs. It's going to be harsh, over-the-top, and all in good fun. (And yes, there's enough truth to this that I had a few hearty laughsand read all the other signs and laughed some more.). This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on December 05, 2017: I see what you did there somebody ;) well played. The way they dress is interesting to say the least: in fact, they are the reason why old, long-forgotten fashion trends come back they never get rid of their old clothes. Most leos are bullies. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. Scroll down below to check the funny horoscopes and the best memes considering it out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites! Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on August 28, 2018: You're brave and refreshingly honest random person lol. ": 40 Hilarious Before-And-After Pictures, As Shared By These Women With A Sense Of Humor (New Pics), "False Frugalities": 45 Examples Of People Trying To Save But Actually Losing Money, Someone Asks "What Makes You Not Want To Have Kids?" Here are 12 hilarious horoscopes to lighten your burdens, inspire hope, and connect with everyone you know under the sun signs. Get the latest inspiring stories via our awesome iOS app! Glad you recognized this was satire and not a serious study in astrology - signed the "evil Scorpio" writer ;) lol. You're a nervous Nellie who lacks decision making ability. Really very interesting.Being a Libran I could easily identify with many of the traits mentioned. Yes, it is about me! You are vain and can't tolerate honest criticism. I love looking at those, but I never take them seriously. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on July 03, 2018: As Scorpios we also have dark humor and an appreciation for satire as well - good job. Loosen up and enjoy life. A mutually beneficial opportunity will be presented to you by someone with whom you have butted horns in the past. I have no idea why you are a Sagittarius trapped in a Capricorn's body - but I wouldn't go bragging about either one. Even if you didn't do anything, if a Scorpio just doesn't like you you'll find yourself the target of their blind fury and they will delight in your destruction. You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. They did NOT. Leos never give you too many chances, so don't screw up! You are always putting things off. Read your horoscope below and tell us in the comments about how accurate it is for you. If you want Santa to reward you with a wonderful present, you need to hold your behavior in check and stay on the list of "Good Boys and Girls". Your ego truly knows no bounds. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. However certain events in the near future could cause you to behave more like fellow Sagittarian, Britney Spears during her worst meltdown moments. Any Year is the Age of Aquarius. I am on the opposite side of the spectrum. You lie a great deal. Nov 19, 2022 - This Pin was created by Astrologybymari on Pinterest. Your idealism knows no bounds, which is probably why you spend most of your life escaping from reality rather than doing any actual work. Please enter your email to complete registration. Who knows, but people find them entirely relatable in the year 2020, based on the response. It's a good thing you take pleasure in the suffering of others or your existence would be utterly woeful. juli the Gemini. Rolling around laughing!!! Be wary of blue lights that could dampen your holiday enthusiasm. Some learned how to open up more to the world. You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. This article was written with tongue in cheek. Be bold my Gemini Twin and you shall conquer the world. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. The Libra mantra is why bother having an actual thought or doing any hard work so long as you can get by with your good looks? 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Dolores Monet from East Coast, United States on January 05, 2018: This is so wonderful that I was reading it over the phone to my sister. You are a control freak and probably a bit of a narcissist which enables you to turn your emotions on and off at will and as needed. You are not worth the time of day. You are very right about the Scorpio too. - hilarious horoscopes stock illustrations Celestial map of the 17th century, by the Dutch cartographer Frederik de Wit. It's a good thing you are such a unique, quirky person with a sense of adventure otherwise your tendency towards inconsistent, careless and impulsive behavior might be seen as just reckless or stupid. If it was possible for anyone to actually be late to their own funeral; it would be you. You are not only cheap and self-indulgent, you tend to be rude as well. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. 9-Card Reading. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave. SATIRE Far too many people take this article way WAY too seriously. You're as terrible as everyone else in the zodiac. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. lol. When I have time to remove my work to my own blogs/sites I will never grace this place again with my presence Now, as for your sister, I am so sorry for what she endured :(, that's horribly sad. Perfect! The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Everybody in prison is a cancer. Most horrible and sadistic writer ever! Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22)
I Went On Vacation With My Friend And Her Family, They Kicked Me Out So I Got My Own Room And Stayed On, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! You have never done anything spontaneous in your entire life and are quite confident that your unimaginative way of doing things is the right and proper way for everyone. i didn't mean to bother you. I am a Pisces sun, aries in moon and rising gemini! are wearing will come back in style. For the really funny sign of your times read: Amusing Aquarius | Priceless Pisces | Abraxas Aries | Tragic Taurus | Gelastic Gemini | Comical Cancer | Laughable Leo | Vivacious Virgo | Ludicrous Libra | Sidesplitting Scorpio | Sanguine Sagittarius | Convivial Capricorn. You are a perfect son-of-a-b**ch. Es esta tu verdadera alma gemela? I'm way more awesome than this thing is describing me! Some Cancerians go further in their hate of social interaction and just start hating people. You are just down right goofy. The Magic 8 ball knows! Their reaction to your prank may disappoint you: be ready for some Eh, okay or even a confused look. I've been told that by someone else actually. Fortunately the worst of the worst (cursing, name calling, threats) are filtered out and don't appear here, you should see what some have had to say. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on December 16, 2017: (Aries) Nailed it! Nice to see you. Blah blah blah. You are the most ruthless and despicable sign of the Zodiac for a reason. I'm surrounded by Leos, I have the good fortune to not know any Virgos though. The Fox News host spewed a hot take about the vice president that was misogynistic. Still you should make the effort to break out of your self-imposed box and learn to experience the full range of life's adventures. You are indeed a legend in your own mind; and can't understand why others don't share the same opinions you beat them over the head with constantly while tooting your own horn. I got a virgo mom and lets just say that my mom likes my door wide open for her (if you dont know what that means, you don't want to know :/ ). My sister was Capricorn, and as I remember it, the book I had said Capricorns didn't know what to do with their tails. Your possessive nature and tendency towards jealousy also make you prone to stalking and never knowing how to take "no" for an answer, in anything, ever. Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)
In the '90s I worked in an office where we used primitive computers, but we needed electric typewriters to type the addresses on envelopes. But keep in mind every single one is different. If you're looking for more insults, we have some more that are so funny. DoraTheDestroya - You might look innocent, but you have a dark side. (capricorn moon, libra rising). After all, you're not Mr. Spock and you were not born on Vulcan. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on October 15, 2018: No doubt about it. You can change your preferences. Have some fun and remember that people appreciate you more when you are not so "Polly Perfect". Ugh Im going to have to get used to that previous century part. "A Leo . People find you boring. They should not be quite so smug because they are constantly clunking themselves in the skull. Gemini with virgo rising.. I am Aries by the way :). all in good fun slam horror-scopes by Juli Julian. You will never be truly successful at anything, because doing that would require you to get out of your own wayand that's just not in your nature. Ooops! If you don't understand dark humor than kindly keep your unwarranted opinions to yourself. Anything and everything is possible. No one is as manipulative, cunning, secretive or power hungry and nobody holds a grudge like you. . Know any negative traits I missed? Hey! As a Sagittarius, it is your tendency to overestimate pretty much everything about yourself. At least one can never accuse you of being boring or unchanging. Looking in the mirror right now ;). We all are guilty of checking our horoscopes once in a while. The most inaccurate description of cancer! Astrology might not be real, but these are some real burns. Everywhere you go, a violin should be following you playing a sad song. Funny Zodiac Sign Descrip. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. Everyone thinks youre a [freaking] jerk. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on April 04, 2018: Thank you Savio :) It amazes me the amount of people who don't get this concept sometimes lol. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Categories Funny Horoscope, Humor Columns Tags funny, horoscope, humor, Jennifer Hollie Bowles, outlook, parody, satire, sign, spoof, zodiac Leave a comment. If you can laugh when someone offends you, you're stronger for it. Gemini (May 21-June 20)
They did NOT make the wrong decision. - dying on the inside- too funny ! It's almost as if you aren't stupid at all and are actually very, very manipulative despite appearances to the contrary. Leo people are thieving and mother f**kers and spend most of their time kissing mirrors. Pisces are poopheads! LOVE the man's singing , but before 2017 . Comedians are as . Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on December 13, 2017: Sam I said throughout it was SATIRE - meaning a parody. But I couldnt help laughing at quite a lot of this list, I definitely see most of it. Their reaction to your prank will not be as fast and funny as you expect it to be because Taureans are just too serious about what you tell them. Here is a spread with astrological layout, positions, and meanings. They will react well to any pranks, they love laughing at themselves, so let your imagination run wild. For those who might wonder, this picture depicts the exact reaction former president Obama had when he went to the White House after Trump's election, also complemented by his short mental dialogue: 'Well, time to compliment my successor." 4. I have no words everything so true about Virgo.Word by word.Btw Im Leo and I agree about us too! Error occurred when generating embed. Because laughter is the best medicine after all! Leos love attention. They are literally the worst people to make fun of. It will make you appear strong. that's just how i feel. day. My brother is exactly like that. Munchausen anyone? Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on November 21, 2017: You say I'm too nasty and then call me vulgar names - typical. Christin Sander (author) from Midwest on March 27, 2018: A fun Capricorn? You are the most horrible writer about zodiacs i have read. The first card speaks about your past, the second one focuses on your present, and the third one tells you what to do to succeed. Aries aren't a sign to sit back and just take it they're going to react one. Photo editor at Bored Panda. Of course, they likely aren't reading the parts that say it's satire, yet alone other comments before opening their mouths. Ask them what the weather is like on Titan, and theyll give you a detailed and suspiciously emotional answer. You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Aries rarely say one thing and do another. No f's given about your opinion either there Jill. Use the horoscope junkie pages to see your traits and characteristics. Eat breakfast at Midnight, and have high tea at 3am. Jun 23, 2020 - Explore Olivia's board "Insults", followed by 124 people on Pinterest. Scorpios are by far the worst of the worst. You are not only arrogant and confrontational, you are also extremely rigid and dogmatic. I'm a scorpio myself and I agree about us being manipulative lol. Funny how so many people I know fit your descriptions perfectly. So stop being a whiney bitter jerk and fess up to whatever you did wrongly to that Scorpio.. you will see things in a different light! 1. Your arrogance is disgusting. You mistake the term frugal with cheapmeaning you don't date much. We respect your privacy. You have a passion for brutal honesty and claim to be a believer in great truths. The mood of a Taurus is always swinging up to down one moment they are smiling at you, the other they shoot you in the knee (ouch). Even in her last days, she kept her sense of humor. 2. It's almost as if you aren't stupid at all and are actually very, very manipulative despite appearances to the contrary. " There are those, however, who take it way too seriously. You have a tendency to remain stuck in the past and to avoid all forms of modernization, while constantly complaining that nothing is working as well or efficiently as it should. Never. You lie a great deal. Mindaugas Baliauskas. theFajita3 unregistered : posted March 12, 2004 02:32 PM Add EverydayHoroscopes to your contact list! Well, when you read something that validates your beliefs or needs, it can be tempting to legitimize it. They detest easy ways. Nikita Mukherjee, Nikita Mukherjee believes that one needs to be presentable at all times and has, therefore, taken upon herself to make the subject of grooming more popular among the male species.. We're asking people to rethink comments that seem similar to others that have been reported or downvoted, By using our services you agree to our use of cookies to improve your visit. Libras are born entertainers, so it's no wonder they're at the top of this list. Star groups and astrological and zodiac signs are shown.
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